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About Me Member Multimedia Artist Brian Hoerner21/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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Devious Journal Entry

Mon Oct 12, 2009, 11:20 PM
  • Mood: Not Impressed
I have become a caricature of myself. I think the time in my life that was well-served by dA has passed, and I think I won't be back for a while.

A man walks down the street, he says,
Why am I soft in the middle, now
Why am I soft in the middle, the
rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard

Bonedigger, Bonedigger,
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away, my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me!
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my body guard,
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty,
And Betty when you call me,
You can call me Al


[Update:] I am able to be tracked at Facebook and Twitter.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: OH
  • Interests: Games, Technology, Friends, Music, Art
  • Favourite movie: The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Favourite band or musician: HIM, Rogue Wave, Joseph Arthur...with 500 artists on my iPod it's hard to pick
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, jazz, indie, hip-hop, techno...no country, minimal rap
  • Favourite artist: 三浦健太炉
  • Favourite poet or writer: David Sedaris, HP Lovecraft, Stephen King
  • Favourite style of art: Everything but abstract, and "modern" art
  • Operating System: Mac OS X "Leopard"
  • MP3 player of choice: iPhone, 5G iPod, iTunes 7
  • Wallpaper of choice: Fallout 3
  • Favourite game: Chrono Cross
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360>PS3>Xbox>Gamecube>PS2>DC
  • Favourite cartoon character: ガッツ
  • Personal Quote: A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have.
  • Tools of the Trade: Nikon D70s, Flash, Final Cut Express HD, Vegas Video, Photoshop, Illustrator, Pages
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:iconlegendary-z:
Anon deliveres

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And so we meet again Batman......
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Thanks for the Watch :hug:

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:iconreesy1080:
:D cheers for the print request :beer:

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Did I just say that are think it?
:iconagrifex:
Heyy, another 'fex.
Nice to meet you. :D

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:iconfreakytiki:
You have an amazing gallery. I think I should put down my pen. 8D

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:iconseifex:
Haha, thank you very much.

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:iconfreakytiki:
No problem. And to make matters even better, you look like the grown-up version of my boyfriend. Kinda scary. 8D

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- "Tonight, Tonight" by the Smashing Pumpkins (c)
:iconraylon21:
Hey!! Thank you so much for the fav on [link] !! :hug: ~

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