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  • Mood: Not Impressed
I have become a caricature of myself.  I think the time in my life that was well-served by dA has passed, and I think I won't be back for a while.

A man walks down the street, he says,
Why am I soft in the middle, now
Why am I soft in the middle, the
rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard

Bonedigger, Bonedigger,
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away, my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me!
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my body guard,
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty,
And Betty when you call me,
You can call me Al

[Update:] I am able to be tracked at Facebook and Twitter.


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Brian Hoerner
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Hi, there. I don't dA much anymore (ever) but I do create videos on YouTube now, so you can come check me out any time you like.

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Dave175 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2011
Are you gonna do Vectors for the Rebuild of Eva angels?

Because that would be. SO. AWESOOOOOOOME.
Legendary-Z Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2011
Legendary-Z Featured By Owner May 4, 2009
Anon deliveres
ProphetOfDarkness Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2009
Thanks for the Watch :hug:
reesy1080 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2009
:D cheers for the print request :beer:
Agrifex Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2009  Student General Artist
Heyy, another 'fex.
Nice to meet you. :D
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freakytiki Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2009
You have an amazing gallery. I think I should put down my pen. 8D
Seifex Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, thank you very much.
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